A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
>>> >Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she
>>> >noticed a young man fixen {ready} to jump.
>>> >
>>> >She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't
>>> >jump, think of your dear mother and father."
>>> >
>>> >He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
>>> >
>>> >She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
>>> >
>>> >He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
>>> >
>>> >She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
>>> >
>>> >He replied, 'Who's Robert E. Lee?'
>>> >
>>> >She replied, 'Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb
>>> >ass Yankee."