A suggestion...

Dear Continental, American Airlines, Southwest, Delta,United, et all:

I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get our airline industry back on its feet at the same time. Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.  Muslim terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.
 
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why didn't Bush think of this?
 
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton