There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on
her   porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell, "Praise the Lord!"

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became
veryirritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her
yelling,
"Praise the Lord!" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and
yelled back, "There is no Lord." Yet, the little old lady continued. One
cold,  wintry day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went
out on her porch, raised her hands >up to the sky and said, "Help me
Lord,
I have no more money, it's cold, and I >have no more food." The next
morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the
porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord!" she yelled. The
Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord ! Ha-ha! I
bought those groceries!" (Hold on...the ending is pretty good!) The
little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord! you
sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"