Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Castro finally dies at age 112;
Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays
only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Supreme Court Justice Brittney Spears ruling: First three marriages must be terminated within one month.
AMA,CDC,and BATFE each conclude that fireworks,guns and cigarettes have had plenty of time to destroy the world, yet have not; each group voluntarily disbanded!
The first openly-Christian man was crucified yesterday for refusing to convert to Islam; more expected this week.