Subject: Little David 

A 5th Grade teacher asked her class what their fathers did for a   living.
Little David was in her 5th grade class.  

 

 All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.  

 

 David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men.  

 

 Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll  go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some excercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Kerry Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the others."

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