Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The  doctor comes back and says: "Bob, I'm not going to beat around  the  bush. You have AIDS."

Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I  do?"

"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in  hot  sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of  Grape  nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune  juice."

Bob asks: "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says: "No,  but it should leave you with a better understanding of  what your ass is  for.