Subject: FW: FW: The facts of
life
Attachments: FW_ The facts of life.eml (6.65 KB)
I know you have seen
this one before, but worth reading again...
Subject: The facts of
life
A man wanted
to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He
gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a
total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and
buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves
him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes
shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The
third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She Tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for
a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given
her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest
boobs.
Men are like that,
you know.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away
there will be five fewer people laughing in
the world.