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A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side.
He puts the
alligator up on the bar.
He turns
to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my balls inside. Then
the gator
will close his mouth for one minute. Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The
man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened
his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as
promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of
his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made
another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing
to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the
bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up...........
" I'll try It! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle